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JPMorgan Warns Of 60% Tesla Stock Crash, Will Elon Musk Back ...
Latest news WSM Casino- Green WSM Casino – Dark Probs not. In one of the most bearish calls against Tesla stocks (and shares), JPMorgan analyst Ryan Brinkman (lol) just warned that the EV car stock could fall as much as 60%. Yep, we’ve been here before. Tesla has just been under delivering and overpromising, missing its sales targets by over 50,000 units. Now its global unsold inventory has reached 164,000, you know, the thing that they’re supposed to make and sell? For all the talk of the AI bubble bursting, here’s a little mini one right before our eyes. Because Tesla’s always been overhyped and underdelivering. And now with the removal of the EV tax credit and mounting competition from China, it’s no wonder Elon’s doing the frantic U-turn to AI and robotics. But Musk himself isn’t going anyway, he’s got a big bonus check to cash, afterall. So really if anyone should be concerned about this news, it should be him… But don’t just listen to me, here’s what AI had to say on the matter (because you’re interested, I’m sure, not because I’m under the word count…): The Tesla Cassandra Prophecy from Wall Street In a move that shocked absolutely no one familiar with the dynamic between legacy finance and the electric vehicle disruptor, JPMorgan Chase & Co. has issued a dire, nay, apocalyptic warning: Tesla stock (TSLA) is poised for a 60% crash. The report, allegedly penned on parchment by a team of analysts wearing high-collared, Victorian-era waistcoats, detailed a complex financial model based primarily on The I Ching, the phases of the moon, and the current level of social media dopamine swirling around CEO Elon Musk. “Our rigorous discounted cash flow (DCF) analysis suggests that the market has fundamentally mispriced the true value of a company that is simultaneously a car manufacturer, a battery grid operator, an AI/robotics pioneer, and the primary funding mechanism for colonizing Mars,” stated lead analyst, Bartholomew “Barty” Giltedge, who reportedly still uses an abacus for all calculations over $100 million. “Specifically, the stock is currently trading at 800 times future earnings, 400 times past earnings, and approximately 1.5 million times the average analyst’s personal sense of self-worth.” Elon’s Inevitable Response: The Tweet Heard ‘Round the World As the financial world convulsed, bracing for a response that could range from a simple ‘u ok hun?’ to an announcement that Tesla would now accept payment in Dogecoin minted on the surfa...
REAL ESTATE CRASH AHEAD Warren Buffett has made a bold ...
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He's backkkkk... After 4 months of hiatus, Michael Burry ... - Instagram
Investors chase narratives, not numbers. Burry does the opposite: He focuses on valuation, not excitement ⚠️ Why this matters to you. You don't need to agree ...
I Got Rich in 2008. This Time It's Bigger. The Fear and Greed Index ...
The Fear and Greed Index just hit its lowest reading since the 2020 COVID crash-and most investors are panic-selling the exact stocks that will make them ...
